So there we were, Gigi and I, standing at the arrivals gate of Dublin Airport—two emotionally unstable lovebirds attempting what influencers call a “relationship reset,” and what I call “a weekend-long financial suicide pact with room service.” Let me be clear: this wasn’t funded by a casino win. No, this time I was respectable. I had just gotten my real paycheck from my real,…
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Gigi, Dubai Deals & the Day I Got Kicked Out of Louis Vuitton Alright, dear readers, fellow gamblers, and people who still have money in their bank accounts — let me tell you the tragicomic saga of how I lost my dignity, almost my dog, and definitely my spot on Gigi’s Instagram story, all in one fabulous day. Let’s set the scene: Gigi Cashslot,…
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