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You’ve seen the banners: “Safer Gambling,” “Responsible Gaming,” “Know Your Limits.” Lovely. Sweet. Very inspirational. But let’s get real: there is no such thing as safe gambling. There’s only gambling and lying to yourself that it’s “just entertainment.” The only people safer gambling protects are the casinos, who get to say, “See, we told you […]

So you typed “what is a no deposit bonus” into Google and somehow ended up here. Congratulations—you’ve officially reached the dark corner of the internet where Casino Villain and I, Jack Gamble, explain gambling concepts the way your drunk uncle explains politics at Christmas: badly, but with enthusiasm. Today’s topic? No deposit bonuses. They’re the […]

People always ask me: “Jack, what the hell is Casino Villain, and why should I care?” And the answer is simple: it’s the only place where gambling disasters, mafia debts, and my girlfriend Gigi’s suspicious trips to Dubai all come together in one swirling cocktail of chaos. Casino Villain isn’t just a website. It’s a […]

Introduction: Why Betting Apparently Needs a Guide Betting has been around for centuries. Back in the day, it was two farmers betting a pig on who could spit furthest. Now it’s a global industry worth billions, and instead of pigs, you’re losing your rent money on apps designed to look like slot-machine Candy Crush. For […]

You’ve got questions about betting? I’ve got answers—though to be fair, most of them come from experience I wish I didn’t have. Still, who better to explain the secrets of sports betting than a man who once put his entire paycheck on “Chelsea to score in the first half” and ended up eating beans out […]

If there’s one thing I love more than losing money at the roulette wheel, it’s pretending I’m clever enough to “beat the system” with casino bonuses. And if there’s one thing I love even more than that, it’s sending unhinged emails to customer support at 3 a.m., demanding “VIP treatment” because I once lost my […]