The Most Unreliable
Casino Guide – Ever!
I’m a lifelong casino enthusiast, occasional drunk, and a man who’s lost more paychecks than he’s had hot meals. If you’ve stumbled onto this site looking for sensible gambling advice, congratulations – you’re already doing worse than me, and I once tried to pawn my microwave for bonus spins.
Casino Villain is a humor site.
A parody. A complete joke.
Just like my life choices. Don’t take anything here seriously – I certainly don’t.
I’m not here to promote responsible gambling. I don’t even know what that means. I once tried to set a deposit limit and ended up increasing it three times during the same hangover. Do not – I repeat, do not – follow my advice on money, betting, or life in general. I am not a role model. I’m the cautionary tale they use in addiction brochures.
This site is a collection of brutally honest, poorly researched, and possibly beer-fueled casino reviews, bonus breakdowns, and general nonsense. I’ll tell you which sites gave me a thrill, which ones ripped me off, and which ones left me eating canned tuna at my mom’s house for two weeks. Again.
So if you’re into unfiltered truth, foul language, and a glimpse into the glamorous life of a washed-up gambling addict who still thinks every spin might be the one… you’re in the right place.
Welcome to Casino Villain.
– Jack Gamble
(100% fake name. Because the debt collectors don’t need more clues.)
